If you think Nothing Ever Happens in Duns - think again! Duns, a sleepy wee half-horse town in the Scottish Borders, is famed for its absence of activity.
If you think Nothing Ever Happens in Duns - think again!
Duns, a sleepy wee half-horse town in the Scottish Borders, is famed for its absence of activity. Plays, stories, books, films have been filled with the dreary nothingness that Duns has to offer…. and yet? And yet. Duns sits in very close proximity to a fine piece of real estate looked upon with avarice by the world's foremost golf course developer. He will stop at nothing to get his way... are the people of Duns doomed to become pawns in his game? Or will PC Pete and his pals thwart his ambition?